"Look What The Cat Dragged In'

[Jodi]

LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN. 

Jodi walked into the IPW offices with her head down. Office workers insisted of graphic designers, writers, producers and everyone in between. They sat at their cubical desks. Not really paying attention to Jodi, the former Icon wrestler. Not on purpose, just the fact that no one remembered her or ... cared? Jodi looked up with puppy dog eyes flashing around a piece of paper.

Jodi: I KNOW! I'M BACK!!!!



The office employees looked at her direction as she abruptly shouted in the quiet office area,



Jodi: I KNOW! I mean who would have thought they would ALLOW me back??!?! HUH! HUH! GREG!!



She slaps a worker in glasses on the back as she weeps, knocking his glasses off his face.



Man: I'm Jerry... Greg is on sick leave...



Jodi: Greg, Jerry, Paul. It doesn't matter anymore!!! Yes, I know everyone missed me...



Lady: Who are you again?



Jodi: HILARIOUS Jane!



Lady: I'm Sally. Jane, ironically is also on sick leave. Haha



The office workers all chuckle at the same time as Jodi looked on confused.



Jodi: Laugh it up! That's right, laugh. It. UP!! But while my movie acting career flopped. My music career was a joke. And my paintings didn't sell a dime. Also I think even my photography stuff didn't go places. Too many black and white photos of naked black men was too much for people. But.. but... THAT WAS MY THING!!! Pics of dongs!! But wrestling... wrestling has lured its head at me once again. And i am back...



Greg: Who... are you again?



Jodi: JODI! I AM THE JODI!!! What are you stupid or something? Now instead of drinking martinis with The Arquette family. Or bumming smokes off of Rick Derringer in the recording booths. I am to go back to studding tapes on wrestlers... and training... and fighting again? UGH!!!!!!!!!!



Jodi spits in a nearby trash can as everyone in the office makes a loud UGH!... again at the same time.



Jodi: What are you a bunch of ROBOTS!!!!!?!!!



They all go quiet.



Jodi: Erie... well who ever runs the websites, the news stories... tell the world that THE JODI is back! Back in IPW! And this you can stick up all your poopers... it's my resume!



She proceeds to wipe it on her jeans. Over her needs, crotch and butt. Before she crumples it up and throws it directly at an IPW intern.



Jodi: TELL THE WORLD... TELL THE WORLD!!!



She waves her hands around as she backs up slowly repeating the line "TELL THE WORLD" until she bumps into the exit door. She awkwardly opens the door and leaves.

The works immediately go back to work ignoring what just happened.